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1 Royal-T 116
Beerguy 112
Earl Grey 81
Sharkee 75
Split 70
Matteo 69
Yo Yo 68
Cab Guy 67
La Migra 63
10 Cactus Jack 61
Fingers 55
Mad Dog 54
Boss 53
Scary 49
Original Dave 48
Queen Bee 42
Expense 38
Savage 37
Buttons 36
20 V P 34
Slow Hand 34
Doctor K 32
Sequel 23
Hazmatt 22
Skipper 21
Coop 21
Walker 20
Rx Mark 19
Pryce 17
30 Brian 16
Man Down 15
Cool Hand 14
Lieute
1 Royal-T 116
Beerguy 112
Earl Grey 81
Sharkee 75
Split 70
Matteo 69
Yo Yo 68
Cab Guy 67
La Migra 63
10 Cactus Jack 61
Fingers 55
Mad Dog 54
Boss 53
Scary 49
Original Dave 48
Queen Bee 42
Expense 38
Savage 37
Buttons 36
20 V P 34
Slow Hand 34
Doctor K 32
Sequel 23
Hazmatt 22
Skipper 21
Coop 21
Walker 20
Rx Mark 19
Pryce 17
30 Brian 16
Man Down 15
Cool Hand 14
Lieutenant Dan 13
Rob Base 12
Lets Go 12
Baby Shark 10
FrankC 9
Princess 7
Devil Dog 3
40 Jason 1

1 Royal-T 11
Sharkee 10
Earl Grey 9
Boss 8
Split 8
Walker 8
Buttons 7
Beerguy 6
La Migra 6
10 Doctor K 5
Mad Dog 5
Cactus Jack 4
Coop 4
Hazmatt 4
Pryce 4
Scary 4
Slow Hand 4
Cab Guy 3
Expense 3
20 Matteo 3
Original Dave 3
V P 3
Yo Yo 3
Brian 2
Rx Mark 2
Sequel 2
Baby Shark 1
Fingers 1
Lieutenant Dan 1
30 Savage 1
Cool Hand 0
Devil Dog 0
FrankC 0
Jason 0
Lets Go 0
Man Down 0
Princess 0
Queen Bee 0
Rob Base 0
40 Skipper 0

1 Coop 1.000
Walker 1.000
Rx Mark .864
Doctor K .821
Royal-T .811
Beerguy .783
Pryce .773
Slow Hand .739
Brian .727
10 Boss .680
Earl Grey .643
Lieutenant Dan .619
Sharkee .600
Buttons .590
Cool Hand .583
Split .579
Sequel .561
Matteo .552
V P .548
20 Mad Dog .519
La Migra .512
Baby Shark .500
Hazmatt .489
Original Dave .480
Yo Yo .476
Cab Guy .469
1 Coop 1.000
Walker 1.000
Rx Mark .864
Doctor K .821
Royal-T .811
Beerguy .783
Pryce .773
Slow Hand .739
Brian .727
10 Boss .680
Earl Grey .643
Lieutenant Dan .619
Sharkee .600
Buttons .590
Cool Hand .583
Split .579
Sequel .561
Matteo .552
V P .548
20 Mad Dog .519
La Migra .512
Baby Shark .500
Hazmatt .489
Original Dave .480
Yo Yo .476
Cab Guy .469
Skipper .457
Fingers .437
Cactus Jack .427
30 Savage .425
Scary .405
Expense .380
Queen Bee .353
Man Down .333
Lets Go .293
Princess .292
Rob Base .279
Devil Dog .136
FrankC .113
40 Jason .056

From 01/30/2026 thru 10/23/2026, every other Friday, for 9+ months, we will be hosting a bi-weekly, Texas Hold 'Em tournament style card game. To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

Every-other Friday, the cards fly promptly at 7 pm. You are free to arrive early. BYOB. $30 buy-in. No add-ons. No re-buys.

The All Donkeys Welcome Invitational Tournament (11/07/2026) will include a progressive pot that grows through the "regular season". The 20 regular season games also include prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd (and occasionally 4th) place.

We have many active players who have joined the group and will play any given tournament. In other words, the easiest way to make sure that you are invited is through our automated text mobile app. It's free. It's easy. Send me an email (below) with your text number and cell provider and I will add you to the distribution.

Please RSVP each week so that we can be sure to get you a seat. "I'm out" is appreciated, too.

To qualify for the end of year tournament you MUST attend at least 10 of the 20 scheduled events.

A.D.W.I.T.- Saturday, November 07, 2026 - SAVE THE DATE

We're a growing enterprise... be sure to buy your
Donkey gear before we go public
(the IPO will be listed on the NYSE as ADW, of course)
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The first donkey to bust out (each tournament) will have the honor of being our "beer boy" until the next event and the next first-out... duties will include, but not be limited to; "Get me a beer... boy!" ~ Shuffling cards ~ and general light housekeeping. You will be required to stay UNTIL THE FINAL HAND OF THE NIGHT.
The number one donkey of each event will have their exclusive choice of music played at the next gathering.
POINTS will be inversely assigned each event based on the number of donkeys in attendance, with the winner earning the most points, then each subsequent donkey earning their appropriate value in descending value. Points earned divided by games attended will determine your AVERAGE. Knock out the leading player and earn a BOUNTY. Top in each category will earn (1) Entry & seat choice in the "big one" (2) Show Me chips and (3) bragging rights. UNDERLINED NAME = "Qualified" for ADWIT
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